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Memo from the Office of the Pelicans
To: Bob Zima, Owner
From: Bobby Billschiester, Pelican Head Coach.
Re.: Ice Surface
Dear Mr. Zima,
With all due respect and understanding that you just only bought the team last week, we need a critical item for the rink: ICE.
At the present time, the team can not run fukk speed drills or host scrimmages due to a lack of an ice surface.
Currently we are performing walk or run throughs on the concrete surface of the stadium. Players are using street hockey gear (rollerblades and ball pucks). Although this is a satisfactory solution for the walk throughs for the moment…ice and an ice resurfacer is needed soon.
I would like to run full speed drills and host some scrimmages in the coming weeks.
Our ice guru says it will take 4 days to lay the ice surface .Then, due to the condition of our current ice resurfacer we need to repair and/or purchase a new unit.
I’d be happy to meet with you concerning this issue. Practices are daily from 930 to 1130 and again 230 to 430 with film reviews at 100.
Pelican Head Coach
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